It has come to our attention that the boyfriend of Miley Cyrus is not the sharpest tool in the shed!
All we knew of the famous singers boyfriend was that he was a underwear model who had extremely good looks to boot. But it now appears that is all he has going for himself.
In an interview with men.style.com the truth about the model came to light for all the world to see and the guy who was less known to us about his personality is now most likely the laughing topic on everyone’s lips.
The really, really good looking model starts the interview with a song (complete with creased brow and pensive stare) then proceeds to tell us how much he’d like to trade places with a lap dog and how he thinks his designer shirt was woven by God because it feels like “what I imagine heaven feels like”.
These bizzare, ditzy comments are something we would expect Paris to say, and to think Miley is dating this guy! Miley who comes from a a family of cleverly banded together people who are superbly talented in their acting, singing and money making careers must be disappointed in this latest catch! Lets hope the famous girl ditches this guy soon and moves on to someone more of her own level.